{"id":1520,"date":"2015-05-09T12:12:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T12:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.futura-sciences.com\/luminet\/?p=1520"},"modified":"2015-06-20T15:43:56","modified_gmt":"2015-06-20T15:43:56","slug":"la-vie-quotidienne-du-gadjo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.futura-sciences.com\/luminet\/2015\/05\/09\/la-vie-quotidienne-du-gadjo\/","title":{"rendered":"La vie quotidienne du gadjo"},"content":{"rendered":"
Deux textes qui, \u00e0 40 ans d’intervalle, disent la m\u00eame chose, bien que dans des styles tr\u00e8s diff\u00e9rents.<\/h6>\n

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Quand le gadjo met son r\u00e9veil \u00e0 sonner le matin, prend sa douche, se toilette, s\u2019habille, se rend \u00e0 son travail non sans avoir \u00e9gar\u00e9 sa montre dix fois puis \u00e9cout\u00e9 l\u2019heure donn\u00e9e par sa radio vingt fois, quand il travaille \u00e0 des choses inutiles, inessentielles, sans int\u00e9r\u00eat, sans vraies bonnes raisons, quand il mange rapidement de mauvaises nourritures, quand il reprend le travail l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi pour sacrifier encore de longues heures \u00e0 des t\u00e2ches laborieuses, r\u00e9p\u00e9titives, productives d\u2019absurdit\u00e9 ou de n\u00e9gativit\u00e9, quand il voit venu le temps de rentrer chez lui et qu’il s\u2019entasse dans les transports en commun , s\u2019enferme dans sa voiture pour de longs moments perdus dans les bouchons et les embouteillages, quand il rentre chez lui \u00e9puis\u00e9, fatigu\u00e9, harass\u00e9, quand il mange machinalement d\u2019autres aliments insipides, qu\u2019il s\u2019affale devant sa t\u00e9l\u00e9vision pour de longues heures de b\u00eatises ingurgit\u00e9es, quand il se couche abruti par ce qu\u2019il a mang\u00e9, vu, entendu, il remet son r\u00e9veil \u00e0 sonner pour le lendemain matin et ce pendant des ann\u00e9es.<\/p>\n

Michel Onfray<\/strong>, Cosmos<\/em> (2015), p. 77\"cosmos-onfray\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Un jour on se l\u00e8ve
\nOn se dit Tiens !
\nJ’ai mal au cochon
\nJ’ai mal au carton
\nAlors on met ses pantoufles
\nEn cuir de vieux maroufle
\nOn allume une cigarette
\nEt on se lave la t\u00eate
\nMais la cigarette s’\u00e9teint sous la douche
\nOn la crache
\nOn se rentre dans la bouche
\nUne p\u00e2te verte
\nQui rend les dents blanches
\nOu une p\u00e2te blanche
\nQui se pr\u00e9tend experte
\nApr\u00e8s on s’assied \u00e0 la table
\nOn en suce le bord
\nOn ouvre le r\u00e9frig\u00e9radaire
\nOn se gratte le derri\u00e8re
\nOn se dit Tiens ?
\nSi je mangeais des savonnettes
\nSi je mangeais des clarinettes
\nAlors on met son torchon
\nEn peau de gros dindon
\nOn pique la fourchette
\nOn plante le couteau
\nOn finit les restes
\nMais le r\u00e9veil se met \u00e0 hurler
\nQu’il est l’heure d’aller
\nTravailler
\nOn lui r\u00e9pond de mauvaise foi
\nQue ce n’est pas vrai
\nQu’il n’est qu’un r\u00e9veil
\nUn sale r\u00e9veil
\nEn cuir de vieil orteil
\nEnfin on s’habille
\nOn se dit Tiens !
\nSi j’emportais mes billes
\nMais le patron ne sera
\nPas content
\nAlors on met son pantalon
\nEn cuir de tire-bouchon
\nQuand on est pr\u00eat
\nOn ouvre la porte
\nIl pleut des haridelles
\nIl tombe des hirondelles
\nOn revient on ouvre
\nLa penderie
\nOn choisit un chapeau
\nAvec un large bord
\nM\u00e2ch\u00e9 par des taureaux
\nUne heure apr\u00e8s c’est le bureau
\nDevant la paperasse
\nOn attend que \u00e7a se passe
\nEt quand midi vient
\nComme un gros chien cach\u00e9 derri\u00e8re la porte
\nOn s’en va en tapis noir
\nDu c\u00f4t\u00e9 des vieux pissoirs
\nOn se lave les mains
\nOn se dit Tiens !
\nSi je buvais de l’antilope
\nSi je buvais du st\u00e9thoscope
\nAlors on va dans un bistrot
\nEt on commande ce qu’il faut
\nLa journ\u00e9e continue
\nA six heures du soir
\nOn rencontre Marguerite
\nOn lui dit Viens !
\nOn va jouer du phacoch\u00e8re
\nOn va jouer du lampadaire
\nUn peu apr\u00e8s sur le divan
\nOn est tout nu on se dit Vlan !
\nElle a des seins de castafiore
\nElle a un cul de mandragore
\nQuand tout est fini
\nOn va au restaurant
\nOn mange du varan
\nEt du poisson plum\u00e9
\nOn se dit Tiens !
\n\u00c7a a un go\u00fbt de chien en cro\u00fbte
\n\u00c7a a un go\u00fbt de n\u00e8gre en soute
\nLe soir on regarde \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision
\nLe jeu du plus couillon
\nA la fin on a gagn\u00e9
\nBien s\u00fbr
\nEt on va se coucher
\nQuand on s’allonge sur le matelas
\nEn peau de fellaga
\nOn se dit Tiens !
\nQu’est-ce que je fais demain
\nDemain on se l\u00e8vera
\nOn aura mal au cochon
\nOn aura mal au carton
\nOn mettra ses pantoufles
\nEn peau de vieille moufle
\nOn allumera une cigarette
\nEt on se grattera la t\u00eate<\/p>\n

Parce qu’on n’aura rien compris<\/p>\n

\"Elle-Rythmes011\"<\/a>Jean-Pierre Luminet<\/strong>, Derni\u00e8re journ\u00e9e<\/em>\u00a0 (1975)
\nPubli\u00e9 en 1980 dans le recueil Rythmes<\/em> (Guy Chambelland, Paris)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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